Teach-A-Fish Mom is currently suffering from Fish Ick.
Ok, in the real world, she's not actually a fresh water fish, and she's not actually developed white spots all over her fish scales.
But she is suffering from some sort of odd rash that began mysteriously on vacation 2 weeks ago.
It's getting worse.
She is going into the doctor tomorrow.
She thinks it is either Poison Ivy or Bed Bug Bites.
At this point, she doesn't really care, she just wants it to go away.
Say a prayer for healing, because she's terribly itchy, uncomfortable, and not sleeping.
She's done speaking in 3rd person, now.